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Computers beamed up (and down) to your users anywhere they are, Built for remote companies and MSPs.
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!
Getting laptops, monitors, peripherals and all that to your users when they join, and getting them back when they leave, is tough! Too tough!
So we hired a bunch of little grey aliens with very fast spaceships to beam that stuff up and down and all around for you!
We take care of shipping, imaging/configurating, cleaning, retiring, and storing critical hardware to employees wherever they are. We handle returns too - No more office / garage full of computers. We’ll even purchase equipment at wholesale rates for you if your humanly demands require it!
We make it simple and affordable too. You can setup your first hardware abduction at lightspeed. Simple pricing and a shared mothership (what earthlings call a “warehouse”) mean big savings.
Get Abducted
Let us communicate with you! With your squishy vocal chords since you have not yet developed telepathy (really, still!?). Our Human Affairs Officers can demonstrate our lightspeed capabilities, answer your earthly questions, and prepare you for abduction within the same business day.